Something I felt like sharing for no reason
One time I had this dream that there were these little Borrower-type troll creatures living in my walls and I saved their ruler from certain death (exactly how escapes me) and so they declared me their hero and basically went about worshiping me. Rubbing my feet, fanning me, braiding my hair, all that good stuff- but the piece de la resistance was dedicating a sculpture to me. It was in my likeness and made of stuff they found in my room (actually stuff they had pilfered from my room but I let it slide because of the whole worship thing).
Anyway, the point is that they unveiled the sculpture and it turned out they’d fashioned the boobs by stuffing one of my bras with several pairs of panties and I said, “Oh, hey, it’s a chest of drawers,” and I woke up laughing.