NYUK YOU, HOLLYWOOD
Okay, so. They're remaking the Stooges. All three of 'em at that. I'm sure this isn't the first I've heard of it, but for some reason it really hit me when I saw an article on Yahoo. I really don't know what it is. Seeing that it's actually being done, maybe, or seeing the proposed cast pictured alongside a photo of the original Larry, Curly and Moe. Maybe the article itself, with talk of "a fictional treatment that maintains the Stooges' gleeful slap schtick updated for a modern milieu." Could even be that my subconscious just really wanted to make that lame "nyuk you" pun.
Anyway.
THIS TOTALLY SUCKS!!one!
Yes, I'm passing judgement on a movie that hasn't even been officially cast yet and, yes, I do know that makes me something of a douche. I don't care. This sucks. The Stooges don't belong in a modern milieu. They... I dunno. They just don't. I mean, what next, remaking Marx Brothers movies? Charlie Chaplin? Buster Keaton? It's not really the movies/shorts that are so great, Hollywood; it's the actors. Them, you can't remake.
/fanwanking
Anyway.
THIS TOTALLY SUCKS!!one!
Yes, I'm passing judgement on a movie that hasn't even been officially cast yet and, yes, I do know that makes me something of a douche. I don't care. This sucks. The Stooges don't belong in a modern milieu. They... I dunno. They just don't. I mean, what next, remaking Marx Brothers movies? Charlie Chaplin? Buster Keaton? It's not really the movies/shorts that are so great, Hollywood; it's the actors. Them, you can't remake.
/fanwanking