Everyone's jumpin' on that Last Train to Croaksville....

[dust_wind_dude]

EVERYBODY CAN JUST SHUT UP ABOUT JACKO NOW THAT BILLY MAYS, PEDDLER EXTRAORDINAIRE OF MANY, MANY ITEMS THAT HAVE ENDED UP IN THE JUNK DRAWERS OF THOUSANDS, WAS FOUND DEAD at age 50 in his home.

Outside sources reveal that his service and euligy will kept privatized, and read in ALL CAPS!