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[dust_the_dot]

my lower jaw has been doing this weird thing where it shifts to the front of my mouth, so my top and bottom sets of teeth are aligned in a straight row, instead of having my lower set of teeth behind them. whenever i notice it happening i have to correct it. my mom says it's probably stress related. i'm drinking flat, old, gross Sprite that has

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finals week unscrews the screws

[sjora]

that snail is beauuuuuutiful!

it says things to me
like

"eat strawberry & cream cheese sandwiches"
and i did and you know what
that snail is right,
they're delicious.

Re: finals week unscrews the screws

[dirty_deeds]

Uh oh, Shira, you know what we've said about listening to snails.

First they tell you to eat things

then to say things

then to burn things and hurt people

and well

soon you have no free will

you just do what the snail tells you to do

you are its slave

Re: finals week unscrews the screws

[sjora]

i even tried the weed!!!

Re: finals week unscrews the screws

[dirty_deeds]

attempt #2?

For realz?

Or is this just snail talk?

we need some more snail anti-drug ads.

[sjora]

it's always snail talk, baby.
rawr.
or, ooze.

Re: we need some more snail anti-drug ads.

[dust_the_dot]

it ain't ooze, it's the slime of passion