a rhyming haiku regarding my sentiments of the bathroom on my hall:
co-ed bathrooms, cool.
mysterious goo spots? fine.
smelling like pot? whhhhyyyyyy?
-me
i'm eating a clementine. i would like it if it were more socially acceptable for people to be named after fruits. gwyneth paltrow and chris martin, they know what they're talking about.
so here's
my upsetting thought for the night: 1.) are you telling me that in america, people like to buy and wear faded jeans with holes in them to look like people who wear jeans long enough for this to happen because they can't afford lots of new pairs of jeans; to basically look poor, or "hobo chic", or whatever?
andddd.....that there are extremely poor people in third world countries....making holes in the jeans for us?
umm.