The Hammer is my Penis.

Jul 21, 2008 17:03

Dear University WebMail,

If you do not let me email lecturers and librarians from home then not only will i totally fail all of my courses, but i will not be able to beg for work experience.
Therefore, the fact you are not letting me email anyone means you suck big sweaty donkey balls.

xoxoxox
Niki.

ARGH. YOU STOOPID EMAIL SYSTEM OF DEATH. WHY YOU FAIL?

meanwhile, i'm going to be reviewing Gothic & Lolita (the book) for Visual Anthropology, whether webmail lets me email my lecturer to tell him that or not.
because i can, and apparantly when it disappeared out of the window at UBS several months ago, it was so they could hide it, mark it down to $30, and then put it where i would find it when i had a little money and needed a book of photography i could analyse.

I WIN.
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