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Mar 16, 2009 00:54

I don't write here anymore. So I will write down this weekend!

Tonight was a the perfect Sunday night. Brian, Anthony, and Marisa invited Jason and I over for dinner, and we were asked to bring over wine. We picked out two eight dollar bottles of Merlot and hoped for the best. The pasta was delicious, I could taste the brown sugar Anthony threw in. Sean, Lynette, and JP came over later and we played an awesome game of Apples to Apples, I won both rounds!
I drank a little too much wine and was so red in the face it hurt.
You know what, this weekend has actually been really good. On Thursday, Joey, Dorian, Anthony, Brian, Jason and I all laid in the sun in the parking lot. It was so warm for the first time in awhile. We smoked and drank beers then watched some Sinbad movie. We went to Michael's and I bought a picture frame and stole some safety pins. Jessica and I drank all night and k-oed. Friday I went to my parent's house for my grandma's birthday party and missed Colin's party. My dad and uncles were drinking whiskey and decided to do experiments on Tina. I held Tina down while my dad placed a plate on the ground with a piece of sausage and a bit of peanut butter on it. My cousin Jack was so sure she would pick PB he threw money down. My dad was yelling "BULL SHIT" and knew he was right. I released Tina and she ate the mother fucking PB! My unlces argued it had been in front of the sausage so they reset the experiment and put a piece of banana between the sausage and PB as the control group. I realesed Tina a second time and she ate the banana. stupid dog. My family was shocked.
I slept at my parent's house and stayed over till about 8 on Saturday. Saturday night, Brian, Jessica, Brian, Marisa, Jason and I went to the Parkway to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Jessica and I were virgins so they wrote CUM SEX V V on our faces. When the show was about to start they asked the virgins up to the stage. We had to turn around and do a booty shake dance with about five other people. Then 3 groups of 2 were picked, one person squirting whipped cream into a condom with their mouth while one other person held it. I was the odd one out, the seventh. I was told to have a fake an orgasm to cheer them on. It lasted about two minutes, thankfully I had downed a 40 in the car so it was allllll gooooood.
This morning I had brunch with my family at the Fat Lady and ordered a Mimosa. I got verbally spanked by my dad and he had the waitress send it back. It was hard to laugh off. I went to Telegraph after that and hung out with Jason for the 10 min he had left of his shift. We finished Blue Velvet when we got back to his house. We've been watching everything David Lynch since we got back from Seattle.
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