Metronome.

[dusk_prosine]

Time is an oddity. Or perhaps clocks have a fear of moving forward just as people do. Interesting concept to think about, I suppose. If only they were animate.

I missed class today. Yesterday in all technicality. I seem to forget what day it is at hours like this.

Care to take a guess as to why? No

Comments

[fastblackcat]

Somehow the concept of clocks that move around on their own unsettles me. Imagine it watching you while you are changing and the like.

[sand_marionette]

One would think that a resident of apartment fourteen would be used to animate inanimate objects by now.

[fastblackcat]

Our inanimate objects don't have eyes(at least not so far).

[dusk_prosine]

I wouldn't have a problem with it. If they moved, of course.

[fastblackcat]

It certainly would make sex awkward, unless one is into that sort of thing.

[dusk_prosine]

I don't believe I would have a problem with that either.

[fastblackcat]

...Well, if you're okay with it, who am I to protest your animate clocks? You should think of your partner as well, though. They might not be so comfortable with the idea.

[dusk_prosine]

I'm sure it wouldn't cause a problem. Animate clocks would be entertaining.

[fastblackcat]

Truly, animate objects are the heart of romance. It was a stroke of genius on your part to notice this. I bet some audio-animatronics from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride would be even better than clocks. NO! The ones from Small World would be even better! Now, how to procure them...

[dusk_prosine]

As I've been labeled a thief, it might be possible to obtain them. And such a thing as "stroke of genius" doesn't exist. I was aware of it the entire time.

[fastblackcat]

Whatever. If you can get something past the Disneyland Gestapo, I'll be very impressed. Even if the thought of residing in the same building as ANYTHING from the Small World ride makes me sick. That ride is pure evil.

[dusk_prosine]

I'm capable of anything I feel like doing.

[fastblackcat]

Dare I ask what you feel like doing now?

[dusk_prosine]

Care to venture a guess? ♥

[fastblackcat]

Kinky clock-voyeur sex?

[dusk_prosine]

A reasonable guess, but hardly what I had in mind. Care to try again?