101 Things My Brother Hates
I'll be f-locking this in a few days but for now, enjoy the public glory of the list of things my little 14-year-old brother hates that he posted on Facebook.
Things I Hate;
1. colors brighter than red, it hurts my eyes
2.when im putting on jeans and my big toe gets caught in the smallest hole in the knee and destroys the entire leg
3. country music, its just awful
4. dinosaurs less than 1 foot tall, your not real dinosaurs, grow a few feet, and then well talk.
5. satalite internet, i know you can be faster
6. extensive amounts of stickers on anything, i get it you, like to acceserise, but youve taken this whole thing way too far.
7.people that repeat the first few words of whatever i just said, no matter what i said, i know what i said, you dont have to tell me
8. tony hawk, your like 50,do some different tricks, or just retire
9. when people repeat everything i say its not accomplishing anything do something better with your life
10. kids younger than 6, they're really obnoxious
11. people that say "you were that young too once so you cant say they're annoying" yes i can, because they are.
12. when teachers go into a furious rage toward someone because they look a little tired in class, kids dont wake up at 6 in the morning with a alot of energy im not 70 like you i dont naturally wake up that early
13.conspirasy theorys, dont you have ANYTHING better to do?
14. misleading titles of shows on the history channel, when a show is called the secrets of the warrior king of hidden egypt, i expect not to want to fall asleep while im watching it
15. alec baldwin, you arent funny or cool or a good actor, go away
16. episodes of spongebob after 2004, why cant you be good? why do you suck? why?
17. being in a really good mood at school, and then realizing that its only tuesday
18. being short, its not as cool as you think
19. glasses, stop falling off when a tilt my head at more than a 10 degree angle
20. long sleeve shirts, i absolutely hate long sleeve shirts
21. star wars episodes 1,2, why do you suck? why cant you be good?
22. hats, i dont like things being on my head, i can block the sun myself
23.having a short attention span, i have lost focus 5 times while making this list already
24.crayon boxes with only 96 crayons inside, would it have killed you to make it a nice 100?
25. when something is almost perfect and then it turns out it sucks
26. the fact that schools serve pizza every day, pizza should only be served on friday, friday is pizza day, the best day of the week.
27. when things stop working just because they're old, i want a better reason than that
28. the mysterious force that keeps all cool stuff away from me at a daily basis
29. pennys, if youre losing money on making them, than stop making them, its that simple
30. shoelaces, i dont wanna tie my shoes everytime i put them on, i could be doing something else in the time i save.
31. hotel beds, why are you just slightly wet? its really gross
32. plastic seats that are warm, they are really creepy to sit on
33. kroger, its always really cold in kroger
34. when a take a sip of sprite but i thought it was water and it tastes really weird
35. when a resturant says they have coke products, and i ask for a coke and they say " we have pepsi, is that ok?" why did you lie to me?
36. sonic the hedgehog, you are a tool, you suck, get out of my life
37.when i get my fingers get stuck in the car door, it hurts, really bad
38. dora the explorer, why are you so popular? i dont understand, why do people like you? its not entertaining,even when i was 4 i didnt like it
39. when a teacher assumes that my top priority is to make sure that they are happy, its not, and its not my problem
40. first grade, i hate you miss stevenson, i hope you live a long tedious, boring, life stuck in paralysis
41. the five days in between my birthday and christmas, they take forever
42. the fact that school starts at the crack of dawn, i havent gotten enough sleep yet, start later
43. when people say that anger is bad for you, has that ever been proven? i think not
44. skateboards, why do people do that? i dont get the appeal
45. public restrooms, is it required that there is a pool or urine, a thick layer of crap, or that the toilet paper rolls are ovular? it makes it really hard to get more than 1 square, it keeps ripping it off.
46. free ipod touch apps, you need to stop crashing, the entire reason i downloaded it is so i could play it, i dont want to look at a frozen title screen for 2 seconds and then have it crash, fix it now
47. food that tastes aweful, but i cant stop eating it. its gross, and i cant get the taste out of my mouth for like 6 hours
48. when i have school on my birthday, its my birthday, i dont want to be at school
49. when i put on a shirt i havnt worn in a few years that i really like and it doesnt fit, i want to wear it
50. the twenty minutes after a wake up, and before i go to school, im too tired to go to school, i need another 2 hours
51. when i wake up for a regular day of school and then i find out that there is a 2 hour delay, and i cant go to sleep again
52. when im almost asleep on a couch and so i go up to my bed and then i cant fall asleep
53. when snow almost melts but its that gross slushy crap, melt, now
54. being the youngest in my family, no one takes me seriously when im angry.
55. the cancellation of two dollar bills, why? i dont get why they would stop production
56. aquatic vehicles, its not the 1800s, i can take a plane
57. when you are peeling the paper off of a crayon and it only gets the first layer and it leaves the white paper thats impossible to peel away
58. the fact that my cell phones battery only lasts like 3 hours
59. whenever i expect a snow day, it never happens, but if i dont expect it then there is one
60. the atari 5200, it caused the video game crash of '83, thank you nintendo for saving us
61.when im explaining something to someone extremely well and they just say "uhhhhhhh, huh?"
62. i never have pizza rolls anymore, i love pizza rolls........
63. when i did my best at something and the superior figure in that situation says " you should have done your best" i did do my best, thanks for hurting my feeling
64.people that collect something stupid like stamps, why do you want stamps
65.remotes that weigh -2 pounds its too light, it feels like its fake
66. the eifle tower, wht is the purpose of it? what does it do?
67. stone henge, what if turns out someone just made it for fun?
68. deserts, im convinced that they are the worst places ever
69.when people put faces after facebook posts, i think i can tell what emotion your feeling by what you said
70.when i find a "10" dollar bill in my pocket but then when i look at it again its a 1 dollar bill
71. brain freeze, im in a good mood, im eating ice cream, why must you ruin it?
72. tv stations that claim to be commercial-less and then 50% of what im watching is telling me whats on at 8 oclock on the same channel, im pretty sure most t.v.s have a guide function, so you dont need to tell me
73.why is the notification thing on facebook a globe? i dont get it
74. when i drop my ds down the stairs on accident, and nothing happens, but when i shake it in anger the game freezes
75. the fact ive spent so much time on this list
76. the sun "but you cant live without it" i dont care its annoying and it hurts my eyes
78. who decided that full moons are creepy? i think there cool
79. microsoft word, stop doing everything automaticly, ill tell you if i want something done
80. the person who advertises state farm, no the jingle commertials but the person with the stupid face
81. the person who advertises progressive, your annoying, get off my tv
82. the fact that the geico lizard talks, lizards dont talk
83. fingerless gloves, if im wearing gloves i want fingers to be on them, thats the whole point of gloves
84. why does school have to take up half of my childhood? how about one third and it just takes a little longer to graduate?
85. 1900-1950 everything seems so tedious back then, it seems awful
86. when i get really far in a game and the power goes out and i didnt save
87. when i try to do something nice and it ends up making me look like a jerk88. piggy banks, do i need to break it? wouldnt i need money to buy a new one? is that what im saving for?
89. crying babies, they need to stop, its really annoying
90. george w bush, your a bad person
91. sarah palin, go back to kindergarden, you could really use some basic geographical lessons
92. the morning, im too tired to do anything
93. prime numbers, excluding 2 because 2 is cool
94. the number 0, is it positive or negative? and dont say "its neither" because thats a horrible answer
95. when people say "NOT" or "PSYCH" or "JUST KIDDING" its obnoxious
96. being good at something but hate doing it
97. the word quest, it just sound weird
98. traffic, nothing is in the way, just go and this wouldnt happen
99. when a dentist is ripping apart my gums and is like " why are your gums bleeding?" uh, because you stabbing it with a sharp instrument
100. the symbol |, its just an l but fuzzier
101. endings to something really good that really sucks
Things I Hate;
1. colors brighter than red, it hurts my eyes
2.when im putting on jeans and my big toe gets caught in the smallest hole in the knee and destroys the entire leg
3. country music, its just awful
4. dinosaurs less than 1 foot tall, your not real dinosaurs, grow a few feet, and then well talk.
5. satalite internet, i know you can be faster
6. extensive amounts of stickers on anything, i get it you, like to acceserise, but youve taken this whole thing way too far.
7.people that repeat the first few words of whatever i just said, no matter what i said, i know what i said, you dont have to tell me
8. tony hawk, your like 50,do some different tricks, or just retire
9. when people repeat everything i say its not accomplishing anything do something better with your life
10. kids younger than 6, they're really obnoxious
11. people that say "you were that young too once so you cant say they're annoying" yes i can, because they are.
12. when teachers go into a furious rage toward someone because they look a little tired in class, kids dont wake up at 6 in the morning with a alot of energy im not 70 like you i dont naturally wake up that early
13.conspirasy theorys, dont you have ANYTHING better to do?
14. misleading titles of shows on the history channel, when a show is called the secrets of the warrior king of hidden egypt, i expect not to want to fall asleep while im watching it
15. alec baldwin, you arent funny or cool or a good actor, go away
16. episodes of spongebob after 2004, why cant you be good? why do you suck? why?
17. being in a really good mood at school, and then realizing that its only tuesday
18. being short, its not as cool as you think
19. glasses, stop falling off when a tilt my head at more than a 10 degree angle
20. long sleeve shirts, i absolutely hate long sleeve shirts
21. star wars episodes 1,2, why do you suck? why cant you be good?
22. hats, i dont like things being on my head, i can block the sun myself
23.having a short attention span, i have lost focus 5 times while making this list already
24.crayon boxes with only 96 crayons inside, would it have killed you to make it a nice 100?
25. when something is almost perfect and then it turns out it sucks
26. the fact that schools serve pizza every day, pizza should only be served on friday, friday is pizza day, the best day of the week.
27. when things stop working just because they're old, i want a better reason than that
28. the mysterious force that keeps all cool stuff away from me at a daily basis
29. pennys, if youre losing money on making them, than stop making them, its that simple
30. shoelaces, i dont wanna tie my shoes everytime i put them on, i could be doing something else in the time i save.
31. hotel beds, why are you just slightly wet? its really gross
32. plastic seats that are warm, they are really creepy to sit on
33. kroger, its always really cold in kroger
34. when a take a sip of sprite but i thought it was water and it tastes really weird
35. when a resturant says they have coke products, and i ask for a coke and they say " we have pepsi, is that ok?" why did you lie to me?
36. sonic the hedgehog, you are a tool, you suck, get out of my life
37.when i get my fingers get stuck in the car door, it hurts, really bad
38. dora the explorer, why are you so popular? i dont understand, why do people like you? its not entertaining,even when i was 4 i didnt like it
39. when a teacher assumes that my top priority is to make sure that they are happy, its not, and its not my problem
40. first grade, i hate you miss stevenson, i hope you live a long tedious, boring, life stuck in paralysis
41. the five days in between my birthday and christmas, they take forever
42. the fact that school starts at the crack of dawn, i havent gotten enough sleep yet, start later
43. when people say that anger is bad for you, has that ever been proven? i think not
44. skateboards, why do people do that? i dont get the appeal
45. public restrooms, is it required that there is a pool or urine, a thick layer of crap, or that the toilet paper rolls are ovular? it makes it really hard to get more than 1 square, it keeps ripping it off.
46. free ipod touch apps, you need to stop crashing, the entire reason i downloaded it is so i could play it, i dont want to look at a frozen title screen for 2 seconds and then have it crash, fix it now
47. food that tastes aweful, but i cant stop eating it. its gross, and i cant get the taste out of my mouth for like 6 hours
48. when i have school on my birthday, its my birthday, i dont want to be at school
49. when i put on a shirt i havnt worn in a few years that i really like and it doesnt fit, i want to wear it
50. the twenty minutes after a wake up, and before i go to school, im too tired to go to school, i need another 2 hours
51. when i wake up for a regular day of school and then i find out that there is a 2 hour delay, and i cant go to sleep again
52. when im almost asleep on a couch and so i go up to my bed and then i cant fall asleep
53. when snow almost melts but its that gross slushy crap, melt, now
54. being the youngest in my family, no one takes me seriously when im angry.
55. the cancellation of two dollar bills, why? i dont get why they would stop production
56. aquatic vehicles, its not the 1800s, i can take a plane
57. when you are peeling the paper off of a crayon and it only gets the first layer and it leaves the white paper thats impossible to peel away
58. the fact that my cell phones battery only lasts like 3 hours
59. whenever i expect a snow day, it never happens, but if i dont expect it then there is one
60. the atari 5200, it caused the video game crash of '83, thank you nintendo for saving us
61.when im explaining something to someone extremely well and they just say "uhhhhhhh, huh?"
62. i never have pizza rolls anymore, i love pizza rolls........
63. when i did my best at something and the superior figure in that situation says " you should have done your best" i did do my best, thanks for hurting my feeling
64.people that collect something stupid like stamps, why do you want stamps
65.remotes that weigh -2 pounds its too light, it feels like its fake
66. the eifle tower, wht is the purpose of it? what does it do?
67. stone henge, what if turns out someone just made it for fun?
68. deserts, im convinced that they are the worst places ever
69.when people put faces after facebook posts, i think i can tell what emotion your feeling by what you said
70.when i find a "10" dollar bill in my pocket but then when i look at it again its a 1 dollar bill
71. brain freeze, im in a good mood, im eating ice cream, why must you ruin it?
72. tv stations that claim to be commercial-less and then 50% of what im watching is telling me whats on at 8 oclock on the same channel, im pretty sure most t.v.s have a guide function, so you dont need to tell me
73.why is the notification thing on facebook a globe? i dont get it
74. when i drop my ds down the stairs on accident, and nothing happens, but when i shake it in anger the game freezes
75. the fact ive spent so much time on this list
76. the sun "but you cant live without it" i dont care its annoying and it hurts my eyes
78. who decided that full moons are creepy? i think there cool
79. microsoft word, stop doing everything automaticly, ill tell you if i want something done
80. the person who advertises state farm, no the jingle commertials but the person with the stupid face
81. the person who advertises progressive, your annoying, get off my tv
82. the fact that the geico lizard talks, lizards dont talk
83. fingerless gloves, if im wearing gloves i want fingers to be on them, thats the whole point of gloves
84. why does school have to take up half of my childhood? how about one third and it just takes a little longer to graduate?
85. 1900-1950 everything seems so tedious back then, it seems awful
86. when i get really far in a game and the power goes out and i didnt save
87. when i try to do something nice and it ends up making me look like a jerk88. piggy banks, do i need to break it? wouldnt i need money to buy a new one? is that what im saving for?
89. crying babies, they need to stop, its really annoying
90. george w bush, your a bad person
91. sarah palin, go back to kindergarden, you could really use some basic geographical lessons
92. the morning, im too tired to do anything
93. prime numbers, excluding 2 because 2 is cool
94. the number 0, is it positive or negative? and dont say "its neither" because thats a horrible answer
95. when people say "NOT" or "PSYCH" or "JUST KIDDING" its obnoxious
96. being good at something but hate doing it
97. the word quest, it just sound weird
98. traffic, nothing is in the way, just go and this wouldnt happen
99. when a dentist is ripping apart my gums and is like " why are your gums bleeding?" uh, because you stabbing it with a sharp instrument
100. the symbol |, its just an l but fuzzier
101. endings to something really good that really sucks