apparently i'm inspiring.
as in i have inspired people. as in plural of person...ses.
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WTF. i've been through this before, i refuse to be anyone's miss psycho pepsquad. i don't do that (unless you are exceptional and/or were touched by Christman.)(OH GOD, not like that.). i don't lead or encourage, i fester and grow mould. the green mossy
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the look like mini forests, that mould. srsly.
i understand that, but then they're like... expecting me to be dalai llama and guide them and just no.
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Does it ever brown?
Well, okay, that's a little extreme then. A problem with role models, really. Dependency and all. But the thought is still...nice!
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perhaps when the forest goes into autumn?
it'd be oh so appealing if i could influence the minions to do else things like... get me food.
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That would be lovely!
Sic flying monkeys on them!
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delightful!
but can't they get me food first? or the monkeys could... either way FOOD.
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Well, the monkeys might persuade them to get the food, if you know what I mean!
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it's rather like something i'd see across your dvd cover, if you were a dvd cover and/or an action hero. or action figure, but we've already established the unicorn bit.
take them to the woodshed, if you know what i mean? wait...
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Hey now, unicorns can be action figures too!
Well, more like make them chase them to the food, but you know. I'm open to alternatives.
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opposable horn?
i fear the monkeys will just make them the food.
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With unicorn dust!
Oh. Well. They're not very good pet monkeys then, are they?
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peter, i can FLY!
it's because there was a product recall and they were swapped with the cannibal rollerskating monkeys from the sequel.
p.s. YOU SHALL NEVER CLAIM ME.
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WOW IN MY HEAD THE NAME OF THE UNICORN IS PETER SO THAT WAS DOUBLY SPECIAL!
Well that's not very Oz-esque!
P.S. What? Oh sorry, there was a barcode on your arm. Basket?
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CLEARLY I KNEW THIS, COMBO TWIN SPORTS CRAZY ELIZA FRIEND AND ALL, Y'KNOW?
there was no cannibalism innit? wasn't there? i'm possibly misconstruing stuff again.
i was on the discount shelf. woe.
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RIGHT! SILLY OF ME NOT TO EXPECT.
woes. I MUST FLEE! BAI!
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