go team!

Feb 23, 2006 15:17

apparently i'm inspiring.

as in i have inspired people. as in plural of person...ses.

...

WTF. i've been through this before, i refuse to be anyone's miss psycho pepsquad. i don't do that (unless you are exceptional and/or were touched by Christman.)(OH GOD, not like that.). i don't lead or encourage, i fester and grow mould. the green mossy ( Read more... )

wtf

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kurtbert February 23 2006, 08:11:48 UTC
Maybe other people see positive things as opposed to minor flaws we see in ourselves. Yeah. IGNORE ME. You had me at green mossy.

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dushtiche February 23 2006, 08:20:01 UTC
I CAN'T IGNORE YOU KURTIEBEETLE!

the look like mini forests, that mould. srsly.

i understand that, but then they're like... expecting me to be dalai llama and guide them and just no.

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kurtbert February 23 2006, 08:26:12 UTC
DODODODODODODODO!

Does it ever brown?

Well, okay, that's a little extreme then. A problem with role models, really. Dependency and all. But the thought is still...nice!

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dushtiche February 23 2006, 08:33:12 UTC
okay, well no one could ignore that.

perhaps when the forest goes into autumn?

it'd be oh so appealing if i could influence the minions to do else things like... get me food.

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kurtbert February 23 2006, 08:47:39 UTC
Maybe, um, coma patients? Okay bad joke.

That would be lovely!

Sic flying monkeys on them!

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dushtiche February 23 2006, 08:58:47 UTC
kurtbert: 24 fiend, combo twin, coma reviver!

delightful!

but can't they get me food first? or the monkeys could... either way FOOD.

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kurtbert February 23 2006, 09:11:23 UTC
MY NEW LIFE MOTTO RIGHT THERE!

Well, the monkeys might persuade them to get the food, if you know what I mean!

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dushtiche February 23 2006, 09:27:51 UTC
JEPHA SAYS HI.

it's rather like something i'd see across your dvd cover, if you were a dvd cover and/or an action hero. or action figure, but we've already established the unicorn bit.

take them to the woodshed, if you know what i mean? wait...

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kurtbert February 23 2006, 09:36:33 UTC
HAI JEPHA. YOU AMUSE ME!

Hey now, unicorns can be action figures too!

Well, more like make them chase them to the food, but you know. I'm open to alternatives.

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dushtiche February 23 2006, 10:03:04 UTC
THEY ALL NEED TO KISS AND MAKE UP NOW PLS.

opposable horn?

i fear the monkeys will just make them the food.

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kurtbert February 23 2006, 10:08:17 UTC
SRSLY NOW. DO WE NEED TO REMIND THEM OF ALL THE LUUUUURVE?

With unicorn dust!

Oh. Well. They're not very good pet monkeys then, are they?

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dushtiche February 23 2006, 10:51:14 UTC
AND THE BITING. AND THE LIP SUCKING. AND THE TOUCHING.

peter, i can FLY!

it's because there was a product recall and they were swapped with the cannibal rollerskating monkeys from the sequel.

p.s. YOU SHALL NEVER CLAIM ME.

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kurtbert February 23 2006, 10:55:07 UTC
AND THE HUGGING AND KIND WORDS. AND EXPERIENCES!

WOW IN MY HEAD THE NAME OF THE UNICORN IS PETER SO THAT WAS DOUBLY SPECIAL!

Well that's not very Oz-esque!

P.S. What? Oh sorry, there was a barcode on your arm. Basket?

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dushtiche February 23 2006, 11:21:34 UTC
ITUNES PLAYS 'ON MY OWN'. OH THE MEMORIES. *SADFACE*

CLEARLY I KNEW THIS, COMBO TWIN SPORTS CRAZY ELIZA FRIEND AND ALL, Y'KNOW?

there was no cannibalism innit? wasn't there? i'm possibly misconstruing stuff again.

i was on the discount shelf. woe.

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kurtbert February 23 2006, 11:24:11 UTC
OH MY HEART! *clutches chest*

RIGHT! SILLY OF ME NOT TO EXPECT.

woes. I MUST FLEE! BAI!

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dushtiche February 23 2006, 13:49:06 UTC
bwah, i was saying the exact same thing at miggie's while you were telling me this. COMBO TRIPLE SCORE!

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