have you practiced jumping yet?

Dec 03, 2005 16:13

hands down the oddest spam email i have EVER recieved, and yes this does include the time i recieved images of co-edcallgirl!barbie, gangstapimp!barbie and knockedupcokeaddict!barbie.

I am enjoying eating in the river..
Those janitors aren't missing sleeping right now..
I am not enjoying skiing among the trees at the moment..
Don't you hate running carelessly?.


Hey Family!

Just wanted to write you and let you know how that de_gree program I
tried out went... Well 3 weeks later, I graduated, & finished my masters in less
then 2 weeks with No Study Required and  1_0_0_%
Verifiable!

Yeah mom, I know you and dad doubted it at first,but  this turned out to be
,1.0,0% legit, The op,portunity
exists due to a legal loophole allowing some established colleges to award
degre.es  at their dis.cretion.

I'm so excited mom and dad this was a life altering opp,ortunity & for once in
my life I took advantage of it.

I already have jobs that wouldn't of gave me a chance before calling me off the
hook now! This really is a Godsend.

Tell my sister and cousin Joey they better hurry up and call that
# i gave them the other day   because counselor James said they aren't excepting
many more students for this offer.

here are the deg,rees they offer,  B/A,  B,S,C,  M/A  M,S.C,  M.B.A,  P,h,D
and the # to c,all again  1-(2,0,6,)-984-4134  tell them to leave brief message
of the de,gree they want, and they will call back ASAP.

Anyways, much love and tell the rest of the family I said hello :)

love your son,Dollie

Those police officers are practicing driving between the two buildings..
I hate playing quickly..
The politicians dislike playing all day long..
cheese burger and cheese fries .... mmmmm.
This program is not intended as a miracle program. It is meant to be a
bridge--the bridge from real objects to 2-dimensional photos. It is meant to
allow the students to hear the words repeatedly and then in context. It is meant
to help start the students talking. This program is not the finished end
product, it is a tool. You, the teacher, parent or therapist, are the best
communicators. When your student or child looks at you as if to say please Teach
Me To Talk use this program as part of the process..
Have you practiced jumping yet?.
5.
EDWARDS: But what have we seen? Relentless negative attacks against John. So in
the weeks ahead, we know what's coming, don't we?.
I am enjoying eating in the river..
Those janitors aren't missing sleeping right now..
I am not enjoying skiing among the trees at the moment..
Don't you hate running carelessly?.
Tell me when you have loved singing..
Tell me when you have loved singing..
Have you liked skiing yet?.
Many bartenders like driving every other day..
Then I started 'teaching'. You know, I'm a good teacher. (Well, maybe just an
average teacher, but you get the jist). I know what good teachers do. Or I
thought I did. I sat with the children at the computer. When they pressed the
IntelliKeys' keyboard or the Touch Window' and the computer said the word, I
repeated the word and then expanded on the word. After they had pressed the same
word several times, I said, "That's right, that's a cat, can you find the dog??
Suddenly, I would see the child's back get stiff, and before you knew it, he got
up and left the computer. I didn't understand. Just a few seconds ago, he loved
it. What happened?.
Have you practiced jumping yet?.
But, I spent the next three weeks making a piece of simple software for her son
to her specifications. While I was at it, I put 4-8 pictures on the screen as
well. The simple program was finished and ready for her child to see. As I was
presenting it, the other children in my classroom were pushing each other to get
to the computer screen to touch that Touch Window and hear the word spoken again
and again. I looked at these kids and was amazed. There was no music, no
animation, nothing cute about this program at all, just real pictures with real
words. I was stunned. I just watched the children. Within 10 minutes, several
children who had never said a word in their life, made approximations of several
words. I was hooked..
I don't miss jumping for three or four weeks..
THE PARENT arrived back on the scene. She gave me a tape by Dr. Laura Meyers
from UCLA. I listened to that tape eight times. I listened over and over and
heard the same thing again and again. Ms. Meyers said, 'These kids may need to
hear a word many times (perhaps 72 times) before they ever say a word. A
computer can be patient and say it the same way every time.' Now I understood. I
was not patient enough. I did not allow the student to hear the words over and
over. I was interrupting their learning by interjecting, when they were totally
engrossed in what they were doing. I was asking questions they were not ready to
answer. They were just learning language. They didn't have the answers yet..
Paul's grandson disliked studying for six weeks..
i need to get a pedicure. my feet smell and itch.
They are not missing shouting today..
The musicians have missed playing since a few days ago..
Don't you practice cooking nicely?.
Haven't the computer programmers already practiced shaving?.
5.
12. Ninety six bottles of beer, three a's, three b's, one c, two d's, thirty
three e's, seven f's, three g's, nine h's, twelve i's, one j, one k, six l's,
fifteen n's, eleven o's, eight r's, twenty five s's, twenty two t's, two u's,
six v's, eight w's, four x's, and five y's on the wall..
I didn't dislike cooking at home..
Many bartenders like driving every other day..

internet said so, we are all on drugs

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