and all she can say is "i'm sorry, i don't know for what?, but im sorry for whatever"

[durwoodsauls]

pessimists say: love is only a means to an end, who fucking cares anymore. i can't get hard with out some romance and a big bottle of vodka, i wish i were more effeminate sometimes. maybe it would make more sense after i meet someone new, they wouldn't be so shocked to find i ain't that bad boy who's gonna piss mama off throw ya in the truck and drive off to have sober "bad ass" sex under the stars. would it hurt to assume that if you're dating someone it's just common courtesy not to fucking start dating somebody else and not tell the person you're dating now, but let some not so friendly "friends" of yours who happen to be my x tell me, or better yet react in such a "shock and awe" campaign that when i tell them we're "talking" their jaw just drops and then since you're on the phone with this "girlfriend" they just leave and don't tell you till you're off work that all they talk about in class is not you but some other goofy looking half wit named Kevin. luckily for me a co-worker told the girl off while i was at work trying to sort this whole mess out. what the fuck i can't believe this shit, i've had more "girlfriends" since i've left the buckeye state of being and still not a single one has ended well. i'm beginning to think it's just not me anymore, maybe it's all the girls in this fucking shit hole of a goddamn county. take that garth brooks and your fucking redneck sentimentality. cowgirls rock! (but only if you have sex on the first date, lie and tell them you'll see them in church on sunday, drive a bigger truck then thiers or their daddies, don't try and make conversation, and definitely definitley don't try and win over thier stone cold fucking hearts). what happen to gentlemen like myself getting laid or even loved on a regular basis?

I guess Sissy is right, nice guys do finish last. I'll never buy another fucking rose before getting head again(not that i even got a goodbye kiss this time) that's a certainty you can count on axl fucking guns in fucking roses. cry me a river phoenix go fuck yourself Bev. if bubba is so goddamn perfect why don't you date him AGAIn for like the like tenth like time.

goddamnitmybeerswarmagain