Feelin' more greys coming along.
Being the "Lord of all that is dark" and a father is a trying matter to one's sanity.
The Beast (my daughter, Jaden, the Anti-Christ), woke up with the Virgin and I at 8:30 this morning. I drank coffee and the Beast ate Kix... Well kinda. I was flipping through the channels on the "more evil than I" cable box and came upon "Mac & Me" a early 90's movie, about an alien family stranded on earth and a huge sponsor plug for McDonald's (anyone remember "McKids", their clothing line?). The Beast was entranced by this piece of celluloid and stopped eating.
Now, I'm a fair ruler/father and gave her the "3 strikes" rule. I told her to eat and she would take 1 bite, remind her, rinse & repeat.
3rd strike she was out. I shut off the T.V. and she went balistic! (her eye beams warmed up!)
Finally she ate her food, I did the dishes, then my old roomate, Mary called me and asked if I wanted to join her for lunch. I said sure and we met her at Wolfgangs... Needless to say, the Beast was of the "mischief-evil" breed down there, and after eating we left and went to visit the Virgin at work.
When we got there, the Virgin was busy with some customers and the Beast thought it would be good to play the game of "Let's make Daddy look horrible" to everyone, this came into full swing when we went to Suncoast to look at videos and I wouldn't let her have a movie after she hit me. I got the "you horrible dad" look form the Virgin and my buddy Dan. We promply left afterwards.
Now I'm going to finish this up so I can clean up so I won't have BOTH ladies in my life pissed at me!!
<3
-Lucivar
The Beast (my daughter, Jaden, the Anti-Christ), woke up with the Virgin and I at 8:30 this morning. I drank coffee and the Beast ate Kix... Well kinda. I was flipping through the channels on the "more evil than I" cable box and came upon "Mac & Me" a early 90's movie, about an alien family stranded on earth and a huge sponsor plug for McDonald's (anyone remember "McKids", their clothing line?). The Beast was entranced by this piece of celluloid and stopped eating.
Now, I'm a fair ruler/father and gave her the "3 strikes" rule. I told her to eat and she would take 1 bite, remind her, rinse & repeat.
3rd strike she was out. I shut off the T.V. and she went balistic! (her eye beams warmed up!)
Finally she ate her food, I did the dishes, then my old roomate, Mary called me and asked if I wanted to join her for lunch. I said sure and we met her at Wolfgangs... Needless to say, the Beast was of the "mischief-evil" breed down there, and after eating we left and went to visit the Virgin at work.
When we got there, the Virgin was busy with some customers and the Beast thought it would be good to play the game of "Let's make Daddy look horrible" to everyone, this came into full swing when we went to Suncoast to look at videos and I wouldn't let her have a movie after she hit me. I got the "you horrible dad" look form the Virgin and my buddy Dan. We promply left afterwards.
Now I'm going to finish this up so I can clean up so I won't have BOTH ladies in my life pissed at me!!
<3
-Lucivar