May 06, 2004 10:05
No, sickos, not /that/ "stranger", I'm talking about Seattle's alternative weekly newspaper. It is a great place for music reviews, left-wing news bits, and general hilarity (Dan Savage being one of the editors). One of the sections that I sometimes amuse myself with are the personals, of which there are 9 classifications (girls seeking boys, women seeking women, swingers, the whole gamut). One of the "girls seeking boys" caught my attention:
CHAOTIC GOOD HALF-ELF BARD...
seeks Cthulhu Cultist 18-35 for adventuring party formation. Student, fiercely literate, inactively polyamorous, vegetarian, semi-introvert, Discordian, analytical, and nonjudgmental. I talk lightly and think deeply.
Wow...