[ He squeezed out as much water as he could, until the screen flicked towards Finn who had just finished adjusting his super awesome, but wet hat to his prepubescent head. Man, even his undies got soaked! And they were his favorite. ]
Okay. So I'm Jake-less, spirited away by some unknown forces, and wet all over. [ Chin tap. ] A likely
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[ He's all wiggling his arms with the biggest goofball smile on his face, because oh gawd, it's motherfucking human christmas up in here. ]
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[Damn kid do you have any bones in those arms--]
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An entire population??
BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS???
Woo-hoo! Shmow-zow! [ He breaks into another dance number, singing gleefully, if not fully. ]
I hit~ the jackpot~ And it feels so good~
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Except uh...
Some of us just look human.
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And when I met others like me before... it turned out, they were really just mutants.
[ Just thinking about it makes him sad. So sad. ]
...You don't mean it like that, do you?
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[He thinks about this for a second. Would a Nobody be a mutant?
...Nah.]
Nope, I just mean that some of us look human but we're just a different er... species. But there are humans here! My buddy Lea, for one! He's human!
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