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Character: X-23/Laura Kinney/Laura X/Talon
Series: Marvel Universe (specifically: NYX, X-23, Target X, New X-Men, X-Force)
Character Age: 16ish
Canon: Wolverine, one of Marvel Comics's most lucrative characters, is three hundred pounds of killing machine. X-23 is half his weight and most of his genes. An exact genetic clone of Wolverine, with the notable exception of being female, X-23 was bred and trained to track, kill, spy, and be the perfect weapon. She has been a private assassin for the Kingpin, worked with terrorist groups, and been a member of both the X-men and New X-Men. Currently she is a member of the black-ops team, X-Force, who do all the behind-the-scenes dirty work for the X-Men.
X-23 was a character who tried to learn to be human in New X-Men. She went from being stoic and taciturn to. . . still being stoic and taciturn, but made attempts at understanding human social interactions and emotions. However, once she joined X-Force she has changed a little. She presents herself as detached to the point of not rescuing a captured teammate because "rescuing her was not my mission." While typically a girl of few words and someone who wouldn't threaten to cut your ear off -- she'd just do it -- X-23 can also speak at length on subjects she has knowledge of, such as international torture procedures and flawless assassinations.
Sample Post:
I entered the camp at 0400 hours. After two hours of silence, movement began. A Caucasian male, approximately 165.5 centimeters tall, was accosted by a goat. There was a brief dispute over the appropriate time for breakfast to begin. The goat used percussive persuasion, and the male was violated. I did not interfere, because disputes over meals are not within my mission parameters.
Investigation showed that the terrain of the camp is varied. Despite the large areas of swampland, a volcano is also present. No geological testing has been performed. There is no consistency to the vegetation in the area. Preliminary observation revealed a tree that produced undergarments. These are also unnecessary.
Attempts to gain knowledge from the indigenous peoples has resulted in failure. An encounter with an undead individual yielded no information. I questioned him, and then when he was uncooperative removed his fingers from his hand, joint by joint, beginning with the distal phalanges and moving down to the metacarpals. The only word he spoke was 'brains', an inaccuracy, as I was working with his hands. Interrogation was useless, however, confirmation from an anonymous source reveals that the Director does in fact exist and that she is still in power. Further information on The Director is needed to complete my mission.
The woman Elizabeth Sayre allegedly holds several land-masses at her mercy. It is my task to confirm this and retrieve them. This includes the countries of Russia, China, Japan, Canada, France, as well as the theoretical micronation of Sealand. There is no clear reason for this relocation. While no ransom note has been delivered yet, it seems likely that Elizabeth Sayre is making her bid for world domination.
Protocol states that when dealing with kidnapping, the kidnappers should be dealt with swiftly and without mercy. There is no protocol for dealing with the removing and relocation of land-masses. I will improvise.
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