Ever knocked over an entire tea disply at the grocery store? No? I have.

Jan 28, 2009 18:13


I hope this goes without saying, but, let me preface this by saying that I am an open-minded, mostly judgement-free individual.

However...

I will judge you if you observe an individual knock over an entire tea display and, upon further observation of that individual actually taking responsibility for her dumbass and bending to pick up the 40+ packages of tea, you do not even acknowledge her or pretend like you want to help her.  This would be no different had the indvidual not been myself. (Yes, talent, I know).

Further, I will also judge you if, upon every aisle that I meet you in, you insist on blocking the entire aisle with your buggy and your indecisive self.

Not that my judgements have any merit in your life.  Cleary you don't give a shit.

Well.  That was fun.

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