Twelve Days of Star Wars
Perhaps you might remember the year when my mother and I went insane and created six scrapbooks in three months for our six little cousins who were going to the Star Wars Weekend at Disneyworld. That Christmas, my 9 year old cousin Brenden gave me this, written just for me, as a Christmas gift. Because my cousins are awesome in their geekery.
The Twelve Days of Star Wars
By Brenden R Ryan
On the first day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, an Emperor in a big chair.
On the second day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the third day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the fourth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the fifth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the sixth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the seventh day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the eighth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, eight Princess Leias, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the ninth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, nine Obi-Wans, eight Princess Leias, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the tenth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, ten Han Solos, nine Obi-Wans, eight Princess Leias, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the eleventh day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, eleven C3-P0s talking, ten Han Solos, nine Obi-Wans, eight Princess Leias, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the twelfth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, twelve R2-D2s flying, eleven C3-P0s talking, ten Han Solos, nine Obi-Wans, eight Princess Leias, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
The Twelve Days of Star Wars
By Brenden R Ryan
On the first day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, an Emperor in a big chair.
On the second day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the third day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the fourth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the fifth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the sixth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the seventh day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the eighth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, eight Princess Leias, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the ninth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, nine Obi-Wans, eight Princess Leias, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the tenth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, ten Han Solos, nine Obi-Wans, eight Princess Leias, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the eleventh day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, eleven C3-P0s talking, ten Han Solos, nine Obi-Wans, eight Princess Leias, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.
On the twelfth day of Star Wars, Yoda gave to me, twelve R2-D2s flying, eleven C3-P0s talking, ten Han Solos, nine Obi-Wans, eight Princess Leias, seven Luke Skywalkers, six Count Dookus, five lightsabers, four stormtroopers, three Darth Mauls, two Darth Vaders and an Emperor in a big chair.