LOOK AT YOUR CHILDHOOD TALE SPRUNG TO GLORIOUS LIFE!
http://www.usatoday.com/life/l090319_wildthings/flash.htm?gid=920&aid=4368 I'm a bit worried that they'll talk. But so far the added plot regarding his mom fits in well, a new boyfriend is a solid reason for a kid to throw a fit.
Oh Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, you're so screwed. You're gonna get schooled like Twilight:
http://community.livejournal.com/i_hate_twilight/206112.html Hermione Granger for the Win! Ginny Weasley could kick Bella Swan's ass with no wand at all! All hail the strong Mother Characters and womenfolk you don't want to slap!