Happy New Year! It's 2009!

[duokinneas]

明けましておめでとうございます!!!

Happy New Year! Woot for 2009, the Brand Sparklin', Spankin', Spiffin' New Year!

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Put on your Sunday clothes, there's lots of world out there!

[duokinneas]

Your face is gay. Every time I look at you and see your homo face looking back at me - or even your profile as you look at the computer screen - I nearly vomit rainbows from the gayness. So you're not allowed to call my banner gay. It's straighter than you are (which is easy. That's how homosexual you are).

Let's not talk about drunk people. I don't know how you managed not to slip in a comment about Kari's current BAL, so I'm gonna bring it up and infuriate you all over again. Mmm, simmering rage, just like simmering moonshine! >DDD

My resolutions usually don't get anywhere near where I want them to, and apart from doing a shite job of updating my LJ these last two years, I am getting better at it again. Yes, I still go about three days to a week between entries, but at least there are entries! I would die if I did like I did last winter and almost entirely ignored my journal. I would die of a broken heart, the way I do when I check your journal and see that you haven't updated since, like, November 28. Four days after Irvine Kinneas day. It makes me cry, Zelly. With dark candy bars, lawlsauce.

We are getting out of this hick town, Zelly. I don't care what it takes. I'll elbow children in the face and snatch old ladies' purses to get away from this place and found a better life, even if we're poorer there!

Too late on the breaking into song. I'm lucky you're lazy, bwahaha. **dances**

Hey, fanfiction is my medicine. I need it to liiiive! [/Mom] Seriously, though, I'm glad to have a promotion and fanfic to get me through the shit that's been going down in this hovel we like to call home. Things will get better, I know they will, but right now, I'm afraid it's doomed to be an angstfest till we can work everything out. With an iron - a very, very heavy one that gets very, very hot. Hsssss...!

I know you hate the con atmosphere, so don't worry - we'll just give you a preview when we do dress rehearsal before it all goes down. How's that? ^_^

You are Mr. Spock to my James T. Kirk, though, Zellbot! How can you say that? You know you're my ichiban (as Todd's gotten so fond of saying). If I didn't have you to move with me to Portland, I'd stay here to stay with you. I'd probably move to Montana if you did, and you know how I feel about places that aren't civilized (just kidding; Montana's not that bad). So I'm glad we're going to move to Portland, where you won't have to drive hardly at all. Thank God for transit systems and things to do with your life after nine PM. And there's a life to be had for Real People.

Gary loves you, loser, like he loves Ash (only he doesn't want to do you in the butt the way he does Ash). And I love you, too. Happy New Year, Zelly! ♥♥♥