Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I stole
ominouszounds's purse (-30 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Monday
shaitin_sammael and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I pushed
revengeful_love in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (588 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
duoinchains
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ROTFLMAO!!!