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[duogami]

lol roxas: THIS IS WHAT THEY REALLY ARE.
main assist: ... if there were catbees it'd be hilarious.
lol roxas: if they were catbees i'd own every one on the earth
main assist: LMFAO.
lol roxas: my house would be made out of catbees.
main assist: Do you love catbees
lol roxas: yeah we like catbees. 8DD
lol roxas: -sings the waffles song-
main assist: Are you going to get old and be a catbee lady.
main assist: 'cause that's weird.
lol roxas: ye---   .. no.
main assist: Catbee lady.
lol roxas: ... if i dont wind up with anyone, yeah. ):
main assist: Quick-!
main assist: Find your soulmate--!
lol roxas: -jumps into pants- DOES THIS WORK?
main assist: WE'LL FIND OUT IN TWENTY TO THIRTY YEARS?
lol roxas: KAY.
main assist: Are there limitations on that kind of thing?
main assist: I don't even know.
lol roxas: Me neither.
main assist: Like, when do you come into cat ladydom.
main assist: Is there a society.
main assist: Do they have to induct you as a new member, or something?
lol roxas: I hope not.
lol roxas: I'd chase them away with my --
lol roxas: OH GOD.
lol roxas: I know what I'd be.
lol roxas: I'd be a weaponlady.
lol roxas: I'd have an entire arsenal.
main assist: ... that's not as pathetic-sounding.
lol roxas: -nodnodnod!_
lol roxas: I have hookswords right now, that's it, but
lol roxas: I'll get more!
lol roxas: -pets swords lovingly-
main assist: Scaaaary.
main assist: Find that soulmate, okay.
lol roxas: -snort-
main assist: Don't collect weird stuff in your old age.
main assist: Unless it's dust.
main assist: I guess that's fine.
lol roxas: .. Haha.