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Yay, another wonderful Valentines Day is coming up. I wonder if I will get any suprises. Wait, actually I'm not wondering that. It was a complete and utter lie. I rule, huh?
So I basically was informed by the girl I was dating last night that she no longer wants to date. Which is awesome because I like her and because I spent all my money taking her out and ordering her Valentines Day presents (non-refundable might I add) and now I need cash for smokes.
So not only will I be all by myself again this year, but I will also be broke and probably crawling on the floor freaking out on everyone because I can't get my nicotine fix. I mean c'mon everyone knows that smokey lungs are better than a love-filled heart. Duh, losers quit being in love and start smoking insulation.
I think I'll get really super shit-faced on Valentines day in my bed. I mean drink so much that I don't remember what happened and pass out next to a plaid skirt and a few used condoms. That way at least I'll wake up thinking I had got some loving. Man I rule!
So I basically was informed by the girl I was dating last night that she no longer wants to date. Which is awesome because I like her and because I spent all my money taking her out and ordering her Valentines Day presents (non-refundable might I add) and now I need cash for smokes.
So not only will I be all by myself again this year, but I will also be broke and probably crawling on the floor freaking out on everyone because I can't get my nicotine fix. I mean c'mon everyone knows that smokey lungs are better than a love-filled heart. Duh, losers quit being in love and start smoking insulation.
I think I'll get really super shit-faced on Valentines day in my bed. I mean drink so much that I don't remember what happened and pass out next to a plaid skirt and a few used condoms. That way at least I'll wake up thinking I had got some loving. Man I rule!