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One more day of school before break. I can't fucking wait. I'm going to visit Tosha this weekend. I know that will be loads of fun. Me and her could make sitting in a room with a piece of foil and a rubber band the "in" thing to do.
Stretching my ears to 1" is turning out to be a bitch. I blame it on the cold weather. Stretching in the cold is always hard. My right ear is being the douche yet again this time. I already got a 1" flesh tunnel into the left ear but my right one is too sore to do anything with at the time. At least it's stretched to an inch, I just need to wait until it's healed enough to switch jewelry so it won't bleed. It ripped a little bit during the last stretch to the full inch. I need to let that heal before I fuck with it anymore. It's also hella swollen. My blowout (which is only on that side) looks huge because how swollen it is. I'm thinking about getting the blowout scalpled off. I wish I could just fix it but the only way to do that is to let them shrink back down and then stretch back up...... FUCK THAT. I'm sorry if this was gross but for some reason I thought I'd share it with all of you because I felt like it. I think I'll start sea salt soaks back up for that ear in hopes that the swelling will go down and clean up the cut.
My car is so ghetto. I thought I would share that with everyone again. I'll even compile a list of everything that is ghetto about my car. Should I? I should. This is all I could think of. I'm sure there are things I'm forgetting.
Why Tyler's Car Is More Ghetto Than Yours:
* My Transmission linkage is broken. In fact this is what my car is known for and is by far the most ghetto feature. Basically what this means is the link between my shifter on my column and my transmission. Now most people would think this would leave my car undrivable. This is where you are wrong. I know how to make it work, and yes it looks about as ghetto watching me try to start my car and get it in gear as my car actually is. Because of this broken linkage I have access to three of my gears: Reverse, Neutral, and Drive. No Park for me, I use my parking break. This is also a handy anti-theft device.
* My stereo likes to randomly stop producing sound. My cd player is still playing, but no music is coming out of the speakers. After close examination, I still have no idea why it does this, but I know how to make them come back on again. I have discovered that by pressing the power window button for my driver's door randomly in both directions I can make the sound come back on. So if you see me driving down the road and hear short bursts of music as my drivers window goes up and down, that's what I'm doing.
* Countless burns from smoking in the Taurus. Most of them are not from me, this is what is truly funny about the situation. My solution? I'm going to put duct tape over them. It will match the gray cloth nicely. There is also a nice rip in my headliner, not too big but I'm sure it will grow.
* Transmission slips when doing U-turns or turning sharply. This one is fun, especially when your car revs up randomly then goes back in gear and you take off like a spaceship.
* The back door on the driver's side gets stuck behind the driver's door. This usually means that in order for that person to get out, I have to open my door first.
* Heater does not work, but I use my vent and feel the heat off my engine. A/C doesn't work at all. So windows down in the summer.
* Cracked Tail light from backing into a trash can.
* Busted out corner light on driver's side from where I prooved that my alarm wouldn't go off if I kicked my car.
* The lower half of my dash fell off while going over a speed bump in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
* Countless broken panels inside the apartment.
* Huge dent on roof from where someone ran ontop of my car.
* Dent on side of car from my Grandma backing into a pole. I don't know how she managed to hit a pole on the side of the car, but she did.
* Missing emblem on dash. It used to say Taurus, but now it's a whole that you can use to see into my dash.
* Speedometer goes crazy at about 70 MPH. The best part about this was it was way worst when I got the car and then shelled out almost 500 dollars to get it replaced and fixed. Only to have the problem come back on the new speedometer.
I'm sure this will cause some laughs. Go ahead and enjoy laughing at my car. I know I do. If you have something comparably ghetto please feel free to share it with me in the comments.