Oct 05, 2003 20:38
well well well, i did the impossible. i got a job at borders, so now that i obviously above you all. i'll be accepting applications for being my friend. benefits will include: discounts at borders books and music, walden books, giving/receiveing hot oil massages every monday, yearly hotair balloon rides, AND a free subscription to "CHRIS" the magazine about people named chris.
to enter please send resume and sase to:
Best friend Contest
po box 3217364952211987354001816-B
Smithy, Il 08732