Before I go to work...
I think I'm gonna start like, reviewing games and stuff in here. that would be kinda a good idea methinks. so, if you're on my "friends" thingie I'll prolly start spammin you with game reviews and whatnot.:)
I really don't wanna fuckin work! ARGH! I'm sick and tired of my fuckin job description! slave for tips. seriously. It's like, "gimme this, and we'll see how much you're worth to us" and the only response I can give is "yes, massa!"
suite.
another 2 dollar tip.
I'm gonna put this in the fuckin bank, for real.
money in the bank, baby.
Do me a fuckin favor, k? When you go out to eat, fuckin tip true 20%. It's really not that much more expensive, ya cheap bastards! Here's how you find what 20% of your check amount is, for all you arithmetically incapable peeps-
(Formula 1.12)
Check total- 23.42
Percent- 20%
1. Take the number 23
2. Times that bitch by 2
3. Move the decimal so your number looks somethin like 4.60
4. Tip the poor bastard with a shitty job 5 bucks
5. Fuckin smile, say "Thanks" and get the hell off my table, so I can get the fuck OUTTA HERE!!!! *pant* *pant*
*Whew* alrighty, Im cool now... gotta go slave away for that $2.13 an hour.
-Renaissance Fest 2k3! woot!
I really don't wanna fuckin work! ARGH! I'm sick and tired of my fuckin job description! slave for tips. seriously. It's like, "gimme this, and we'll see how much you're worth to us" and the only response I can give is "yes, massa!"
suite.
another 2 dollar tip.
I'm gonna put this in the fuckin bank, for real.
money in the bank, baby.
Do me a fuckin favor, k? When you go out to eat, fuckin tip true 20%. It's really not that much more expensive, ya cheap bastards! Here's how you find what 20% of your check amount is, for all you arithmetically incapable peeps-
(Formula 1.12)
Check total- 23.42
Percent- 20%
1. Take the number 23
2. Times that bitch by 2
3. Move the decimal so your number looks somethin like 4.60
4. Tip the poor bastard with a shitty job 5 bucks
5. Fuckin smile, say "Thanks" and get the hell off my table, so I can get the fuck OUTTA HERE!!!! *pant* *pant*
*Whew* alrighty, Im cool now... gotta go slave away for that $2.13 an hour.
-Renaissance Fest 2k3! woot!