so last night was...lets just say last night was. thats it. lexis gmoms house, the usual scene. 12 coronas, actually 11 cuz zach gave one to a sketchy hobo, 4 of these huge werberfenstermiester beers, an a&w rootbeer mug, and a juice pitcher. makes every night a fun night.
the woman of the night... this is when she was alright. u'll understand later.
the pitcher. what else can i say. shane had a veritable boxing match with it. pitcher, round one. *ding*
its pretty much a tradition for me to pull this face or one like it in every picture i take with charlotte. she got mad at me and made me take another one, resulting in this:
hideous.
the heaviest drinker of the night, no not zach, the hippo. explained: lucas, the sober photographer (watch the fuck out scottage cheese u got some competition) got the idea that it would be funny to make the hippo get wasted. result:
after some drinking games, bets, and of course the occasional chugging competition:
he'd had enough.
pitcher, round two. *ding*
lucas had sprite, he loved it. loved it like a baby loves its blanket. it made him feel safe.
its like where's waldo, except where's charlotte.
later on into the night, lincoln logs were found. zach and lucas had a jolly old time constructing buildings and stuff. johnson bought charlotte a horse, it was her favorite colour...grey...?
chars horsie.
and then it happened... liz came stomping around. the equivilant of godzilla to a lincoln log tokyo... lucas got so angry.
so after the lincoln logs, people were startin up the usual drama, ooooooooof course. i wont go into details to save all of you from the pain of it all. and then there was this: char... note the beginning of the night...
*FLASHBACK*
beginning...
middle...
end... notice anything horribly wrong with this picture???
THATS IT! my shirt says dcshoes 07 on it for some reason... wtf!
then around 3:30, we left, went to tim hortons, got some food and proceded to walk back to johnsons house... but not before having some fun!
we found a bunch of pylons. someone got the idea to block off shelbourne. 5 seconds later, guerilla tactics style, this was set up.
the efficiency and military precision at which this goal was achieved amazed us, it literally took us under 20 seconds to set this whole thing up. only after a few cars, and even an armored truck, turned around and went back where they came from did our fun end when a guy got out of his car and moved some of them.
i'll leave you all with this... liz... dancing in the kitchen... alone.
peace.
(btw. these are all pictures from johnsons camera which lucas had most of the night.)