I was just IMDBing Highlander (They are planning a remake) as I wanted to see what else the guy who played the Kurgan had been in (Starship Troopers and Shawshank Redemption, notably) and I came across Traci Lords' page.
I knew she had done porn but that didn't prepare me for possibly the greatest riff-on-a-pre-existing-film-title-for-a-porn-title I have ever seen..
LOL DuNk