So Saturday I thought I'd go for a bike ride, a good long bike ride up the Taff Trail for great justice and good exercise and that.
Here's a few things I learnt in Mathematical formulae.
(i) Pontypridd Estate backpath section < Good
(ii) Ponty Skivs - Things to do = Glass
(iii) Glass + Tyres = Puncture
(iv) Puncture + Complete lack of(Spare tube + Repair kit + Pump + Cash) = A
(v) A = 12 mile walk home
(vi) B = Carrying Bike on shoulder to prevent rim damage
(vii) (AB = Fucked legs and bruised shoulders) < Good
So yeah a little more intense and bastardly exercise than I had bargained for! Although I shan't be caught out like that again.
Also I found a company who make bike tools who have a rather funny
name.. DuNk