The Tarpeian is near the Capitol
(Duni's bedroom. A golden ray sneaks between the curtains and alights on Duni's nose. An eye cracks open.)
Duni: Hail bright morning! This is going to be another great day. Yesterday I did sooo many things and yet had time to apply the special egg yolk treatment to my hair. It feels so silky! Now I'm going to bound in front of the mirror to admire my glossy mane and then I'll resume the world conquest.
Fate: lol
(Duni swings her legs out of the bed.)
Spine: KRR! SCREECH! EEK!
Duni: Flaming Salazar's festering piles! Is this a lumbago?
Fate: ROFL
Duni: You b*tch.
(Tactically downsizes world conquest to limping from bed to fridge to bathroom.)
Duni: Hail bright morning! This is going to be another great day. Yesterday I did sooo many things and yet had time to apply the special egg yolk treatment to my hair. It feels so silky! Now I'm going to bound in front of the mirror to admire my glossy mane and then I'll resume the world conquest.
Fate: lol
(Duni swings her legs out of the bed.)
Spine: KRR! SCREECH! EEK!
Duni: Flaming Salazar's festering piles! Is this a lumbago?
Fate: ROFL
Duni: You b*tch.
(Tactically downsizes world conquest to limping from bed to fridge to bathroom.)