Can you feel the love tonight?

Feb 25, 2005 18:43

Well, can you feel the love tonight. This is a mystical tale involving three little dwarves. Named Shaunsy the Brave, JP the Great and Pete the Dog.

(Scene opens in a forest)

Pete: Hello lads. (Said Pete)

Shaunsy: 'Bout ye. (Said Shaunsy)

JP: Am i not! (Said JP)

*Zebedee arrived*

Zebedee: Hello.... I have come from the magic roundabout. (Said Zebedee)

JP: Have you any 'sugar'? (Asked JP)

Shaunsy: Yeah I want some 'sugar' (commented Shaunsy)

Dylan: I have some Grass man... (Dylan arrived)

Pete: Hey, what do you want Zebedee? (Pete questioned)

Zebedee: I don't know, I did know but I had some sugar before I arrived. So I forgot. Sorry. (Said Zebedee)

JP: Shat one, hey. (Said JP)

Shaunsy: Emm... do you have any 'sugar' or not? (Asked Shaunsy again)

Zebedee: No... I ate it. (Apologised Zebedee again)

Dougal: You ate my sugar! (Dougal arrived)

*Florence arrived*

Florence: You ate my bitches' sugar. (Said Florence)

Dougal: Hey I'm a male dog, not a female. (Whimpered Dougal)

Florence: Whatever sex you are, you're my bitch. (Said Florence)

Dougal: Right-o then. Yes, he took my sugar! (Said Dougal to Florence pointing at Zebedee)

Dylan: Hey man, can't we all be friends? (Said Dylan)

Florence: Fuck off, you fuckin stoned bunny. (Said Florence)

Dylan: Take a chill pill, baby. (Said Dylan)

JP: Hey Jimmy, give me the fucking petrol bomb. (Said JP)

Pete: Boing! Zebedee arrived. (Said Pete)

Shaunsy: What the fuck is going on? (Said Shaunsy)

*Alex arrives*

Alex: I don't know man, but.... DON'T WORRY 'BOUT A TING...

Pete: Why? (Asked Pete)

ALL: COS EVERY LITTLE TING IS GONNA BE ALRITE.

Yes... all is well at the Magic Roundabout now. It's time to meet Bill & Ben. Fuck away off.
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