Feb 25, 2005 18:43
Well, can you feel the love tonight. This is a mystical tale involving three little dwarves. Named Shaunsy the Brave, JP the Great and Pete the Dog.
(Scene opens in a forest)
Pete: Hello lads. (Said Pete)
Shaunsy: 'Bout ye. (Said Shaunsy)
JP: Am i not! (Said JP)
*Zebedee arrived*
Zebedee: Hello.... I have come from the magic roundabout. (Said Zebedee)
JP: Have you any 'sugar'? (Asked JP)
Shaunsy: Yeah I want some 'sugar' (commented Shaunsy)
Dylan: I have some Grass man... (Dylan arrived)
Pete: Hey, what do you want Zebedee? (Pete questioned)
Zebedee: I don't know, I did know but I had some sugar before I arrived. So I forgot. Sorry. (Said Zebedee)
JP: Shat one, hey. (Said JP)
Shaunsy: Emm... do you have any 'sugar' or not? (Asked Shaunsy again)
Zebedee: No... I ate it. (Apologised Zebedee again)
Dougal: You ate my sugar! (Dougal arrived)
*Florence arrived*
Florence: You ate my bitches' sugar. (Said Florence)
Dougal: Hey I'm a male dog, not a female. (Whimpered Dougal)
Florence: Whatever sex you are, you're my bitch. (Said Florence)
Dougal: Right-o then. Yes, he took my sugar! (Said Dougal to Florence pointing at Zebedee)
Dylan: Hey man, can't we all be friends? (Said Dylan)
Florence: Fuck off, you fuckin stoned bunny. (Said Florence)
Dylan: Take a chill pill, baby. (Said Dylan)
JP: Hey Jimmy, give me the fucking petrol bomb. (Said JP)
Pete: Boing! Zebedee arrived. (Said Pete)
Shaunsy: What the fuck is going on? (Said Shaunsy)
*Alex arrives*
Alex: I don't know man, but.... DON'T WORRY 'BOUT A TING...
Pete: Why? (Asked Pete)
ALL: COS EVERY LITTLE TING IS GONNA BE ALRITE.
Yes... all is well at the Magic Roundabout now. It's time to meet Bill & Ben. Fuck away off.