Jul 10, 2005 05:48
UTTER BOLLOCKS
JUS' 'CAUSE I WAS SELLIN' SOME 'ARRY POTTER ASHES TO TH'POTTER FANS DON' MEAN I GOT T'GO TO TH'DAMN AZZIE AGAIN. THE FANS NEED T'MOURN. I GIVE 'EM FREAKS TOOLS T'MOURN AND THIS IS 'OW OLE DUNG GETS PAID.
anyone'd like some TOP NOTCH quality 'arry "TH'DESTROYER" potter ashes? WOT AM I TALKIN' ABOUT, 'EM EVIL 'ITWIZARDS TOOK ME POSSESIONS. ME ASHES. I BURNT A LOT OF RATS T'GET THAT. FUCKIN' 'ITTIES.
not sure why they didn' take th's book tho, I AM SELLIN' IT TO TH'FIRST BLOKE I FIND AS SOON AS I GET OUT OV'ERE, MATE, BEEN NOTHIN' BUT BARMY TROUBLE, IT 'AS.
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PS FIGGIES MAKE ME CAKE FOR WHEN I GITOUT. MEAN IT. MOODY DON'T TOUCH M'STASH OR... SOMETHIN' BAD WILL 'APPEN. I DUNNO. I'LL SELL THIS TO TH'QUEER PERKINS SHIR'LIV'ER 'ERSON SOMETHIN' YEA.