Adopt a secret

[dune_drd]

I know a bunch of you watch fandomsecrets and who_secrets, and I'm sad that most secrets there are secrets because people are afraid that their friendslist would flay them alive or something.

So, because I am sad and bored, this is an Adopt a Secret Entry. Post a secret that you made yourself or that you can completely sympathise with.

I'll start


Spoilers for about everything in the comments, obviously.