I was out for my early morning stomp through the local area where I happened to find a middle-age Asian woman panicking in the middle of the street. Her keys were locked in her car with the vehicle still running.
So I picked up the car and vroomed it like a Hot Wheels all over the neighborhood.
(Actually, she had AAA but her wallet was locked in her car, so I used my swanky green iPhone to look up the California branch number and call them for her. After the call I continued on my run and I returned just in time to meet the tow truck, and I stuck around to made sure everything went swimmingly.
I also learned how easy it really is to break into a car.)