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Okay, admittedly, I am often a bit of an ass.

Then again, at least I didn't fall for some ruse that would convince me that if something is fun to eat and tasty as hell, well, it is not such a bad trade for being uncomfortably overweight, a life in denial, and basically sucking corporate fecal matter from the intestinal tracts of people whose only interest in me equates to the amount of money they are able to cull from my life.

Enjoy your pork rinds and twinkies. Enjoy desperately trying to reduce your overwrought kidney fat from your ever-expanding waistline.