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I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE DR. PHIL AND OPRAH SO MUCH.
So I drew a picture of Dr. Phil shitting out a ton of testicles on Oprah because she's into that sort of thing, sick bitch.
And I wonder why girls don't like me! hahah.
Well Hell Week is in progress. Fuck yah Hell Week is gonna rule.
Other things that have been happening:
Sean, Joe Rob and myself have been taking time to do something to Kenny's car every night
- Night 1: We went around Coventry and Cranston stealing so many pumpkins. Later that night Kenny found 85 pumpkins in his car. We found out where he dumped them, so we loaded them back up and put them back in his car.
- Night 2: Joe Sean and myself spent (wasted) $30 on 1,200 sq. feet of Saran wrap, maxi pads and 2 bottles of syrup. Later that night Kenny found his car completely saran wrapped with maxi pads buried in it, covered in maple syrup. Note: Completely unrelated to anything we've done to Kenny. The same night I put Spirit Foam (the cheapest weakest foam for cars ever..it's 10 cents) on Mikey D's car so the next mornign i find my car covered in peanut butter, jelly and vasaline. Good job! Later on he found his car covered with 10 lbs of flour and 2 huge dead flounders on his hood.
- Night 3: Rob, Sean and myself covered Kenny's car with Spirit Foam and put a TJ Maxx shopping cart on top of his car (also covered in foam). Doesn't sound like a lot but....it was definatey hilarious. Steve Tallman (Kenny's stepdad) threatend to shoot us and call the cops if we ever went back.
- Night 4: We went back. A few days ago Rob bought 2 HUGE ASS bags of those packaging peanuts and they finally got used! Tonight we basically risked our lives just so we could put packaging peanuts in Kenny's car. We didn't die. But his car is filled with packaging peanuts.
So far the amount of money we've spent: roughly, $60
Kenny don't hate us. We'll be laughing at this in a month or so!