Oct 27, 2004 20:40
Seriously, what is the obsession with Phish? Phish blows. Period. No one reeaally likes them, they just figure they have to in order to be a stupid smelly hippy. I hate hippies. I saw a "hippy" today at work and I wanted to puke because of the stench of shit, pot and dirt. Seriously, go away. Why is it all of a sudden cool to smell like shit and "like" the Grateful Dead and Led Zeppelin.
I made a list of the top ten things I'd rather be doing than listening to Phish, Grateful Dead or any other shitty bands that hippies listen to:
10. Being stuck in traffic for more than 2 hours.
9. Putting salt in my eye
8. Locking my keys in my car
7. Being mugged
6. Watching 'Cool Runnings' on mute
5. Getting a majority of my teeth pulled at the dentist
4. Listening to Shaq's rap album
3. Waiting in line for a shitty ride
2. Pretending to care about the World Series
1. Drowning on the Titanic
Anyways, the New Blood EP will most definately be out next week so watch out!