Nov 29, 2007 01:48
Today's activity of distraction: An experiment, to guage how my train of thought actually works. After any prolonged periods of mind-wondering I noted down as best I could what exactly I'd just been thinkig about, in order.
Null Hypothesis:UNKNOWN.
Results are as follows: (Full stops indicate a regaining of concentration)
Monkey in a top hat -> A silverback gorilla chef.
Headphones that walk -> Products with robot legs so you never lose them.
In-brain advertising -> Brainwashing patches -> Nicotine -> The periodic table -> Science and reality -> Life.
Pavement design -> heels practicality -> women -> aliens -> Big Bang -> Bangers and mash -> mods -> Italy -> Robert Di-Nero -> Hawaiin Shirts -> core body muscle.
Unimaginebly massive super electrical laser penetrating through clouds -> world domination -> Superman -> Lycra -> Cotton -> Slavery.
Mersh vending machine -> Self lighting ciggarettes -> Sulphur -> eggs -> protein -> number of cows alive compared to number of humans -> chickens -> batteries.
fucking notebooks.