Question: So you're a cowboy? Response: Kind of

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I'm having a lemon eating contest say hi to my hot gogo dancer for me. I'm Dan, my life is awesome. I honestly don't know what I could ask for except for more money but thats too universal to complain about. I get depressed but am easily out of it. I have really guilty music pleasure such as my current music. I like a lot of weird music. I've been known to spout random bullshit for fun and profit. Thats the end of this diatribe. Read "Encyclopedia of an Every Day Life" AWESOME book I really enjoyed it, really funny and kind of eye opening. I've been doing muzak. I wrote more awesome petry butalas I forgot the paper. If I was a serious poet I would fucking hate people like me who just write whatever comes to mind when a good portion of them torture themselves over single lines, granted in the end they're the ones who get published and make a living on it. I think its a good day for a strange pictures tomorrow. Wishing I was enough intresting to capture your head but I don't assume so. I'm getting sushi sometime next week. Everyone seems to have a hard on for lists lately so heres one:
1. Write plays in your head
2. Action figures smell really bad
3. I wish I wish I was a fish
4. I am finding it easier to spout random bullshit in front of strangers with a MIC nonetheless
5. I want to do a musique concrete song now
6. The young lady from Laika has the most sensual voice yet
7. I'm waiting for someone to tell me GI Joe was gay (looking at you Burt Reynolds)
8. Dolly Parton.