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[dumbheadjenny]

dear diary,
seth is even dumber because he doesnt know how to read. That idiot. He's so stupid and dumb. dumb dumb dumb. and he smells like germinating beans.
love, amanda

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[anonymous]

dear amanda,
i do not like you anymore. you smell like rancid beans way past germination. and you look like one too. you suck.
love,
seth

[anonymous]

Dear Amanda Christine Bowen
This live journal is the most useless thing ever created! Please be aware of the time you are going to waste writing information that you nor anyone else cares about! Maybe instead of having a live journal you should concentrate on admitting to yourself that you have the biggest breasts in your group of friends. So in conclusion, I Albert Einstein feel that you should cease to continue with this outrageous journal.

Yours sincerely,
Albert Einstein.

[dumbheadjenny]

dear candice brenner,
you smell like cabbage. and your titties are MASS.
love always, amanda bowen

[anonymous]

Dear Amanda
Please dont hate the fact that im going to throw cabbages AT YOUR HEAD!! I think that it will hurt more than what you are planning on doing which is...
bebe 12485 (2:44:52 PM): im getting drunk and going to your apt
bebe 12485 (2:44:56 PM): drunk
bebe 12485 (2:44:58 PM): off my ass
bebe 12485 (2:45:00 PM): shrieking
Cabbage throwing vs shrieking...hmm which one will win?
Oh yes...ME!

Love your friend
Candice

[_aphrodisia_]

wow. um. er. you have a livejournal. I dont know how i feel about this. you arent supposed to be here... awwwwkkkkkwwwwaaaarrrddddd.

eh, nonetheless I miss you, I suppose.

-THE bebe.

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[anonymous]

This is AWESOME

L

[anonymous]

We met in college.

-BGMurph