Ghettogories Results
After much conferring by the judges, we have an announcement to make.
The winner of the first round of Ghettogories is...
Venefica_Aura
Second place goes to JennyClarinet
and third was a 4 way tie between Eerian_Sadow, Lassarina, Mariediocre and Hilldo.
(I apologize in advance for whatever user's name I spelled wrong!)
The judges will not explain their scoring methods, although bonus points were awarded for answered that we found to be humorous and at least somewhat relevant to the question. Anyone who is not happy with the results can get over it! It was all for fun anyway, damnit.
And if you are curious what everyone else answered, see behind the cut.
1) Something in a rap video:
eerian_sadow -- Rings
first_seventhe -- RIMS
churched -- Rhinosaurus.
lassarina -- revving motors
hilldo -- Rims that Spin
astrangerenters -- Rims
bandbaby8 -- Rolls Royce
owlmoose -- Radio
mariediocre -- Rings
yobadself -- rapists
jennyclarinet -- rapping rappers
venefica_aura -- Really Rockin' Rack
2) Things in a car:
eerian_sadow -- Rear Axle
first_seventhe -- Rearview Mirror!
churched -- Rhinestone earring.
lassarina -- rear window
hilldo -- Radiator
astrangerenters -- Radiator
bandbaby8 -- Registration
owlmoose -- Rockets (in my dream car of the future)
mariediocre -- Rearview mirror
yobadself -- radiator
jennyclarinet -- radio
venefica_aura -- Rags
3) A Deadly Object:
eerian_sadow -- Rope
first_seventhe -- Rat poison
churched -- Rainbow.
lassarina -- rap CD
hilldo -- Rapier
astrangerenters -- Rifle
bandbaby8 -- Renegade Rhino
owlmoose -- Rock
mariediocre -- Ring, The
yobadself -- revolver
jennyclarinet -- rifle
venefica_aura -- Racket
4) Something you shouldn't give to a baby:
eerian_sadow -- Rattlesnake
first_seventhe -- (Rat poison) Okay, um. Rum.
churched -- Rimshot.
lassarina -- razor blade
hilldo -- Rusty Nails
astrangerenters -- Rabies
bandbaby8 -- Razor
owlmoose -- Razor
mariediocre -- 'Roids
yobadself -- rabies
jennyclarinet -- razor
venefica_aura -- Rigatoni
5) Alternate name for Penis:
eerian_sadow -- Rooster
first_seventhe -- Rabbit. As in the vibrator.
churched -- Rocky Horror.
lassarina -- rocket
hilldo -- Rape stick?
astrangerenters -- Ramming Instrument
bandbaby8 -- Rainstick
owlmoose -- Roger
mariediocre -- Raider
yobadself -- rod
jennyclarinet -- royal shlong
venefica_aura -- Rosy Red Reproductive Rod
6) Something Cozy:
first_seventhe -- Rabbits!
churched -- Ryan Gosling.
lassarina -- raspberry tea
hilldo -- Railroad Car Bed
astrangerenters -- Rabbit-fur coat (ew)
bandbaby8 -- Rabbit fur
owlmoose -- Rug
mariediocre -- reclining chair
yobadself -- rabbit
jennyclarinet -- recliner
venefica_aura -- Rayon
7) Alcoholic Beverage:
eerian_sadow -- Rum
first_seventhe -- Ridiculously Red Rum Runner
lassarina -- red wine
hilldo -- Rob Roy
astrangerenters -- Rum Punch
bandbaby8 -- Rum
owlmoose -- Rum
mariediocre -- red roosters
yobadself -- rye whiskey
jennyclarinet -- riesling
venefica_aura -- Red Rum
8) Cause of Death:
eerian_sadow -- Road Rage
first_seventhe -- Redrum
lassarina -- running into a wall
hilldo -- Radiation Poisoning
astrangerenters -- Robot Attack
bandbaby8 -- Ran over
owlmoose -- Run over by a Reindeer
mariediocre -- rocket explosion
yobadself -- rape
jennyclarinet -- raging raptor
venefica_aura -- Rapelling
9) Something Found in an Emo Kid's room:
eerian_sadow -- Razor Blades
first_seventhe -- revlon eyeliner
churched -- Rusty knife.
lassarina -- really bad poetry
hilldo -- RAZORBLADES!!!
astrangerenters -- Radiohead CD
bandbaby8 -- Radiohead CD
owlmoose -- Reams of bad poetry
mariediocre -- rancid poetry
yobadself -- razors
jennyclarinet -- raunchy porn
venefica_aura -- Regret
10) Type of Toy:
eerian_sadow -- RabbitVibe (yes, its an actual brand name. i saw it at Cirella's the other day)
first_seventhe -- rubber ball
lassarina -- rabbit doll
hilldo -- Remote Controlled Car
astrangerenters -- Randy Savage action figure (oooh yeah)
bandbaby8 -- Rubber ducky
owlmoose -- Rubber ball
mariediocre -- radio flyer
yobadself -- robot
jennyclarinet -- remote racecar
venefica_aura -- Rubberband
Thanks to all who particpated. Another round will be coming soon.
The winner of the first round of Ghettogories is...
Venefica_Aura
Second place goes to JennyClarinet
and third was a 4 way tie between Eerian_Sadow, Lassarina, Mariediocre and Hilldo.
(I apologize in advance for whatever user's name I spelled wrong!)
The judges will not explain their scoring methods, although bonus points were awarded for answered that we found to be humorous and at least somewhat relevant to the question. Anyone who is not happy with the results can get over it! It was all for fun anyway, damnit.
And if you are curious what everyone else answered, see behind the cut.
1) Something in a rap video:
eerian_sadow -- Rings
first_seventhe -- RIMS
churched -- Rhinosaurus.
lassarina -- revving motors
hilldo -- Rims that Spin
astrangerenters -- Rims
bandbaby8 -- Rolls Royce
owlmoose -- Radio
mariediocre -- Rings
yobadself -- rapists
jennyclarinet -- rapping rappers
venefica_aura -- Really Rockin' Rack
2) Things in a car:
eerian_sadow -- Rear Axle
first_seventhe -- Rearview Mirror!
churched -- Rhinestone earring.
lassarina -- rear window
hilldo -- Radiator
astrangerenters -- Radiator
bandbaby8 -- Registration
owlmoose -- Rockets (in my dream car of the future)
mariediocre -- Rearview mirror
yobadself -- radiator
jennyclarinet -- radio
venefica_aura -- Rags
3) A Deadly Object:
eerian_sadow -- Rope
first_seventhe -- Rat poison
churched -- Rainbow.
lassarina -- rap CD
hilldo -- Rapier
astrangerenters -- Rifle
bandbaby8 -- Renegade Rhino
owlmoose -- Rock
mariediocre -- Ring, The
yobadself -- revolver
jennyclarinet -- rifle
venefica_aura -- Racket
4) Something you shouldn't give to a baby:
eerian_sadow -- Rattlesnake
first_seventhe -- (Rat poison) Okay, um. Rum.
churched -- Rimshot.
lassarina -- razor blade
hilldo -- Rusty Nails
astrangerenters -- Rabies
bandbaby8 -- Razor
owlmoose -- Razor
mariediocre -- 'Roids
yobadself -- rabies
jennyclarinet -- razor
venefica_aura -- Rigatoni
5) Alternate name for Penis:
eerian_sadow -- Rooster
first_seventhe -- Rabbit. As in the vibrator.
churched -- Rocky Horror.
lassarina -- rocket
hilldo -- Rape stick?
astrangerenters -- Ramming Instrument
bandbaby8 -- Rainstick
owlmoose -- Roger
mariediocre -- Raider
yobadself -- rod
jennyclarinet -- royal shlong
venefica_aura -- Rosy Red Reproductive Rod
6) Something Cozy:
first_seventhe -- Rabbits!
churched -- Ryan Gosling.
lassarina -- raspberry tea
hilldo -- Railroad Car Bed
astrangerenters -- Rabbit-fur coat (ew)
bandbaby8 -- Rabbit fur
owlmoose -- Rug
mariediocre -- reclining chair
yobadself -- rabbit
jennyclarinet -- recliner
venefica_aura -- Rayon
7) Alcoholic Beverage:
eerian_sadow -- Rum
first_seventhe -- Ridiculously Red Rum Runner
lassarina -- red wine
hilldo -- Rob Roy
astrangerenters -- Rum Punch
bandbaby8 -- Rum
owlmoose -- Rum
mariediocre -- red roosters
yobadself -- rye whiskey
jennyclarinet -- riesling
venefica_aura -- Red Rum
8) Cause of Death:
eerian_sadow -- Road Rage
first_seventhe -- Redrum
lassarina -- running into a wall
hilldo -- Radiation Poisoning
astrangerenters -- Robot Attack
bandbaby8 -- Ran over
owlmoose -- Run over by a Reindeer
mariediocre -- rocket explosion
yobadself -- rape
jennyclarinet -- raging raptor
venefica_aura -- Rapelling
9) Something Found in an Emo Kid's room:
eerian_sadow -- Razor Blades
first_seventhe -- revlon eyeliner
churched -- Rusty knife.
lassarina -- really bad poetry
hilldo -- RAZORBLADES!!!
astrangerenters -- Radiohead CD
bandbaby8 -- Radiohead CD
owlmoose -- Reams of bad poetry
mariediocre -- rancid poetry
yobadself -- razors
jennyclarinet -- raunchy porn
venefica_aura -- Regret
10) Type of Toy:
eerian_sadow -- RabbitVibe (yes, its an actual brand name. i saw it at Cirella's the other day)
first_seventhe -- rubber ball
lassarina -- rabbit doll
hilldo -- Remote Controlled Car
astrangerenters -- Randy Savage action figure (oooh yeah)
bandbaby8 -- Rubber ducky
owlmoose -- Rubber ball
mariediocre -- radio flyer
yobadself -- robot
jennyclarinet -- remote racecar
venefica_aura -- Rubberband
Thanks to all who particpated. Another round will be coming soon.