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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."...
lmao funny joke but yea its 4 of july today yay fun stuff but i might be the 5 now i dont even noe lol but mareesa is over but omg she is moving at the end of the summer it sucks soooo much but sydnays coming home soon lol n everyone is goin over there n were all camping out side but then she comes back on a saturday n im leaving that monday that sucks but i get to go to cali on augest YAY!!!!!! im soo exicted but im tired n im gonna go out side
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lmao funny joke but yea its 4 of july today yay fun stuff but i might be the 5 now i dont even noe lol but mareesa is over but omg she is moving at the end of the summer it sucks soooo much but sydnays coming home soon lol n everyone is goin over there n were all camping out side but then she comes back on a saturday n im leaving that monday that sucks but i get to go to cali on augest YAY!!!!!! im soo exicted but im tired n im gonna go out side
PEace
(((Jill))