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Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, itunes?
AC/DC - "What Do You Do For Money Honey?"
....
Will I have a happy life?
Sugarcult - "I Changed My Name"
Kay, so when I start my new life?
What do my friends really think of me?
Spin Doctors - "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
Haha.
How can I make myself happy?
Something Corporate - "As You Sleep"
Sleep sounds good right now.
What should I do with my life?
Jimmy Eat World - "Cautioners"
So...I should be a crossing guard?
Why must life be so full of pain?
Sugarcult - "She's The Blade"
Ah, I see...but who is "she"?
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Aqua - "Barbie Girl"
.....
Can you give me some advice?
Rise Against - "Swing Life Away"
Awesome. Will do.
What do you think happiness is?
Brand New - "The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows"
...It makes so much sense.
Okay. Enough wasting time.