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From: Lori
Date: Aug 4, 2005 12:38 AM
Subject: vacation update 1: beware of boobs
on the flight to vancouver i was sitting next to a geeky 17-yr-old boy. he spent most of the flight reading Maxim or Stuff magazine or some such thing. fine. i can deal with that. i've had worse travelling companions than that.
so yeah, i had to get passed him to go to the loo. on the way back past him i completely fell out of my dress -- as in booobs everywhere -- maybe about 3 inches from his face. WHOOPS. it gave the poor boy a nosebleed. and no, i'm not joking. i was more than a little mortified & i was seriously concerned he was going to bleed all over my white dress.
my boobs give teen boys nosebleeds.
i'm just going to take that as a compliment.
if falling out of my dress on a plane full of families wasn't bad enough, watching all the empty-wallets at the Pride Parade most definitely was.
i am officially on boob-hiatus.
xol.
Date: Aug 4, 2005 12:38 AM
Subject: vacation update 1: beware of boobs
on the flight to vancouver i was sitting next to a geeky 17-yr-old boy. he spent most of the flight reading Maxim or Stuff magazine or some such thing. fine. i can deal with that. i've had worse travelling companions than that.
so yeah, i had to get passed him to go to the loo. on the way back past him i completely fell out of my dress -- as in booobs everywhere -- maybe about 3 inches from his face. WHOOPS. it gave the poor boy a nosebleed. and no, i'm not joking. i was more than a little mortified & i was seriously concerned he was going to bleed all over my white dress.
my boobs give teen boys nosebleeds.
i'm just going to take that as a compliment.
if falling out of my dress on a plane full of families wasn't bad enough, watching all the empty-wallets at the Pride Parade most definitely was.
i am officially on boob-hiatus.
xol.