You know...
My sister is the funniest person ever.
Observe her newest
Stella: Why did the cat cross the road?
Angy: Uh...to get to the other side.
(in true 8 year old fashion, any answer was wrong)
Stella: To get to the carton of milk on the other side.
Angy: Oh.
Stella: See...cause the milkman was over there, and the cat was going from house to house, knocking on the doors, trying to get the milk.
Angy: I see.
Stella: But the milkman crossed the road, and so the cat had to, and knock on those doors. He did this until he got tired, but then he didn't stop...he just kept chasing the milkman and knocking on doors.
Angy: Eat.
Stella: Okay...but the cat was very hungry and I don't feel so hungry.
Observe her newest
Stella: Why did the cat cross the road?
Angy: Uh...to get to the other side.
(in true 8 year old fashion, any answer was wrong)
Stella: To get to the carton of milk on the other side.
Angy: Oh.
Stella: See...cause the milkman was over there, and the cat was going from house to house, knocking on the doors, trying to get the milk.
Angy: I see.
Stella: But the milkman crossed the road, and so the cat had to, and knock on those doors. He did this until he got tired, but then he didn't stop...he just kept chasing the milkman and knocking on doors.
Angy: Eat.
Stella: Okay...but the cat was very hungry and I don't feel so hungry.