The "it" is mine. (Why I'm against unisex bathrooms.)
I wanna make a journal entry about 'its' now.
Have you ever been at a show, and from across the show saw a hot girl? Then realized it was a boy, and had to relinquish 'it' to your fag? (Or vice versa--saw a boy, but had to relinquish it to your dyke, being as it was a girl?) It's heartbreaking, really.
I have this primal attraction to androgyny, but unfortunately, so does Eric. Therefore, when we're at a show or just anywhere, and we see an 'it'...well, the game is on. The only answer is to both stare at it...until you figure it out. Luckily, 'its' need to use the bathroom just like the rest of us, otherwise, Eric and I would never hit on anyone. I don't know what we'll do if we ever end up at a show with unisex bathrooms, though.
Have you ever been at a show, and from across the show saw a hot girl? Then realized it was a boy, and had to relinquish 'it' to your fag? (Or vice versa--saw a boy, but had to relinquish it to your dyke, being as it was a girl?) It's heartbreaking, really.
I have this primal attraction to androgyny, but unfortunately, so does Eric. Therefore, when we're at a show or just anywhere, and we see an 'it'...well, the game is on. The only answer is to both stare at it...until you figure it out. Luckily, 'its' need to use the bathroom just like the rest of us, otherwise, Eric and I would never hit on anyone. I don't know what we'll do if we ever end up at a show with unisex bathrooms, though.