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[dulcetwonder]

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[_longtemps]

Is this about the wash? Because honestly, it wasn't me this time. I swear it.

[dulcetwonder]

No, it's not about the wash.

...Wait, what happened to the wash?

[_longtemps]

What?

Nothing.

What do you have to tell me, then?

[dulcetwonder]

Frank, what did you do to the wash?

[_longtemps]

It was one batch of socks! And then that red shirt that I have.

You know the one. With the pocket on the chest?

Long story short, we have lots of pink socks and a faded red shirt.

But what did you have to say?

[dulcetwonder]

Oh, Frank. You could have just left them to me. You know I don't mind doing the wash.

Ah, well. That. Are you sitting down, dear?

[_longtemps]

You do lots of other things, though. I'm happy to lend a hand.

I am now, yes. What is it?!

[dulcetwonder]

That's sweet of you. I have always wanted pink socks.

I.. I want pickles and mayonnaise. You can bring me some, can't you? I can't find them anywhere in this house. It's so frustrating.

[_longtemps]

Well. Now we have quite a lot.

..Is that it? We had pickles and mayonnaise last time I checked so..

[dulcetwonder]

If you're not going to be helpful, Frank! ..Fine. I'll go to the store on my own. And it'll be your fault.

...I'm frowning at you, Frank Longbottom. I don't feel well. I just want pickles and jam. And rice. And maybe some pork... Is that so much to ask?

[_longtemps]

No, no, don't go! I'll go. I'll be fine. I'll just get you the pickles and jam and        oh my god

oh my god

ALICE. OH MY GOD. YOU'RE!

ALICE!

[dulcetwonder]

No don't go. I don't want it. I think I'm going to be sick.

We're going to have a baby, Frank. And the Healer said everything was all fine.

[_longtemps]

OH MY GREAT BLEEDING COMATOSE HYPERACTIVE MAGICAL GOD, ALICE!

Alice!

I need to get home. I need to see you. I need to

ALICE Alice Alice Alice my Alice. Oh my god. Alice.

[dulcetwonder]

I think that's the most inventive thing you've ever said, love.

You do need to come home. Because I would like to kiss you and I am fairly sure I need you to hold me so I don't go everywhere at once. I've been keeping it inside for too long, and I'm about to BURST.

You're happy, aren't you?

[_longtemps]

Oh my god, Alice.

I love you. So much.

I - oh, Alice. Why didn't you tell me!

[dulcetwonder]

I was afraid. After last time...

I love you, Frank. I'm so happy. We're going to have a BABY. And not a kitten.