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[dulcetwonder]

Frank Longbottom! Where are you? I need you. Right now.

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[_longtemps]

What? Yes? Hello. I'm at the office still. Paperwork.

[dulcetwonder]

What are you doing still there? I prepared dinner for you.

[_longtemps]

You did! Really? I'm sorry, I didn't intentionally stay, it wasn't my decision.

What did you prepare, dare I ask?

[dulcetwonder]

But you'll be home soon?

[_longtemps]

I will be home soon. One last report. (Always one last report.)

What did you make!

[dulcetwonder]

That's very true. I had a nightmare of a time getting out today.

You're killing the mood, Frank. It's a secret.

[_longtemps]

I'm amazed you were able to get out before me. Beginner's luck, I say.

Hey, do you know what we're supposed to put when it says "Cause of Worry" for these forms? I'm thinking "BAD GUY" but I'm not sure if that's correct..

Can I be in on the secret?

[dulcetwonder]

Perhaps because I make much better tea than you? Oh, and I'm pretty. There's always that.

Ah, I don't think that would go over well, dear. I'm not sure, though. I think it depends, doesn't it. "Suspicious activities"? "Suspected doer of evil and killer of kittens"? That's not much better than "BAD GUY".

You can when you come home.

[_longtemps]

I just can't compete with the goddess that you are. Oh well.

I usually just put "Was Knocking Over Trash Bins Suspiciously" when I do these things. No one even looks at 'em.

But I don't know when that will be!

[dulcetwonder]

Oh, darling, not to worry. I still love you all the same. You'll get them next time. Perhaps if you wear the red shirt?

If you love me, Frank, you'll write down "Conspiring to overthrow the government with a shrubbery".

I can see that. What with your inability to fill out simple forms. I promise you it's something incredibly delicious and you love dearly.

[_longtemps]

..You think the red shirt would work?

Consider it done, Mrs. Longbottom.

Oi! I just didn't know what to put! But now this wanted wizard was arrested for foul use of shrubberies.

[dulcetwonder]

I think you look very dashing in it, love.

Why thank you, Mr. Longbottom. That is most kind of you.

It's a terrible shame what he did with those shrubberies. The next one ought to be arrested for violating the personal space of bunny rabbits.

You don't mind dinner in bed, do you?

[_longtemps]

Reckon Moody would think the same thing?

Alice.. I can't even get into that. It was too awful to think about just now. That poor rabbit..

..Not at all!

[dulcetwonder]

I'm sure he would, dear. He told me just the other day how handsome he thought you looked. But that was the blue shirt. I'm sure the red one would just knock him out of his socks.

So you can see why he would need to be arrested, of course!

Oh good. You should come home while dinner is still hot and ready.