So though I though it to impossible, as of today, I have acquired tickets to see Brian Wilson perform at
Pala Casino, an Indian reservation casino that I can only assume to be a haven for senior citizens, and at the famed
Walt Disney Concert Hall, which if you've never seen it before, can only be described as a building resembling some sort of beautiful helicopter wreck.
Also, as of today, I am now 400 dollars poorer.