First off I'd like to begin by correcting my last entry. I meant to say "hot milk mmmmmm tweak my nipple" not "mmmmmm.... hot milk tweak my nipple."
Wow!!! I'm so lazy... it took me 3 months to fix that mistake. *sigh* *struggles at breathing air* ... geeeezzz why can't air just absorb through my skin.... *cough*....
hmmm... I guess I might drown if I go swimming if that were the case... well I should be able to breath underwater. *winks at Steve Zissou*
I've started going to the gym. I want to be able to lift fire trucks and swing them like baseball bats.... yes... awkwardly shaped baseball bats. I also want to "explode" through concrete block walls. Here's a picture of what I feel I will look like after a couple of months of training:
I haven't decided whether I will be good or evil, but judging by the picture my super computer printed out I guess I will be good in the beginning then become evil. Darn you super computer, taking the fun out of the unpredictability of the future.
P.S. If anyone needs someone really strong to... um... lets say push the moon out of lunar orbit, contact me at thecounthimself@gmail.com